Hello ladies. Look at your bio, now back to mine, now back to yours, now back at
mine.

Sadly, yours isn't mine.
But if you stopped trolling and made this your bio, yours could be like mine.

Look down, back up. Where are you?

You're on Eve Online, reading the bio your bio could be like.

What's in your hand? Back to me.
It's two tickets to the best bio you've ever read.

Anything is possible when you're me and not a lady.

I'm on a computer.






Nothing is free