Snake Hanzo

I feel like the good lord himself picked me up with his bare hands, laid me down on a bed of rusty nails, pinned my ankles behind my ears and just stuck it in. No Vaseline no lube no nothin. Not even a little spittle. That mother fucker just took his Darth Vader helmet, that big Darth Vader helmet and just rammed it home. He wrecked my pretty little virgin asshole, my sweet little brown bud. Pulled out, came on my tits, wiped his dick on the curtains and left me for dead.
But that's just me.