Last ActiveFeb 4, 2017
BirthdayJan 1, 1970 (56 years old)
Next BirthdayJan 1, 2027 (62 days)
Combat
Kills95
Losses6
Efficiency94%
Danger Ratio100%
ISK
Destroyed28.03b
Lost907.34m
ISK Efficiency97%
Balance+27.12b
Solo
Solo Kills1
Solo Ratio1%
Final Blows7
Combat Points95
Other
NPC Losses0
NPC Loss Ratio0%
Avg Kills/Day0.00
ActivityInactive
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Bio
What to do with dead body? Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "AS GREEDY AS A PIG".
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