Papryka d'Nact

TANSTAAFL, Motherfuckers

Select Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries
1 Pillage, then burn
5 Close air support and friendly fire should be easier to tell apart
12 A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head
13 Do unto others
16 Your name is in the mouth of others: be sure it has teeth
17 The longer everything goes according to plan, the bigger the impending disaster
22 If you can see the whites of their eyes, somebody's done something wrong
24 Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a big gun
25 If the damage you do is covered by a manufacturers warranty, you didn't do enough damage
27 Don't be afraid to be the first to resort to violence
29 The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enemy.
31 Only cheaters prosper
35 That which does not kill you has made a tactical error
37 There is no overkill. There is only 'open fire' and 'I need to reload'