Amarr: God says I'm better than you, so just stop fighting back!
Caldari: I don't need a fast ship, I can hit you from here.
Gallente: When I catch you, my blasters are gonna...ah screw it, sending in my drones
Minmatar: Hold on, as soon as I find something heavy, I'll kill you with it
NPC Damage Types
Angel Cartel - Explosive/Kinetic
Blood Raider - EM/Thermal
Guristas Pirates - Kinetic/Thermal
Mordu’s Legion - Kinetic/Thermal
Sansha’s Nation - EM/Thermal
Serpentis - Thermal/Kinetic
Amarr - EM/Thermal
Caldari - Kinetic/Thermal
Gallente - Kinetic/Thermal
Minmatar - Explosive/Kinetic
Mercenary - deals all types (depends on mission) (Weak to thermal)
Rogue Drones - deals all types (weak vs. EM)
Reccomended damage
Corpus - EM/Thermal
Gist - deals all types (don’t use Thermal)
Pith - Thermal/Kinetic
Cent - EM/Thermal
Khanid Kingdom - EM/Thermal
Odamian - Kinetic/Thermal
Ammatar Navy - EM/Thermal
Thukker Tribe - Explosive/Kinetic
Seven's = Explosive/Kinetic/Thermal