Sapphron Ventruszch

"There is something to be said about a rainstorm. When encountering the storm, one often tries not to get wet by doing such things as running from here to there, moving under the eaves of houses and other such nonsense. In the end you will still get wet! If one understands this, they will not be perplexed, though they shall receive the same soaking."
I am the rainstorm. Scury all you like, I promise that you shall, indeed, get soaked. It is up to you to take that however best suits you.