Have you ever wondered . . .


. . . what to say to your mom when she calls you a "son of a bitch"?

. . . if Army Intelligence is a reality or a myth?

. . . why banks fine you for money due to insufficient funds?

. . . why 6.9 is screwed up with a period?

. . . why there isn't mouse flavored cat food?

. . . why brain cells die, but fat cells live forever?

. . . what hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

. . . why after being married for 5 years your job still sucks

. . . how much of a pain in the butt it would be without women?