Jarfaru Kaikura

MPG [MPG] Domination Cartel [DOMI]

Minmatar Brutor

Last ActiveJun 4, 2020
BirthdayMar 22, 2004 (22 years old)
Next BirthdayMar 22, 2027 (155 days)
MPG Domination Cartel

Combat

Kills0

Losses6

Efficiency0%

Danger Ratio83%

ISK

Destroyed0

Lost7.68b

ISK Efficiency0%

Balance-7680767838

Solo

Solo Kills0

Solo Ratio0%

Final Blows0

Combat Points0

Other

NPC Losses1

NPC Loss Ratio17%

Avg Kills/Day0.00

ActivityInactive

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Bio

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During sex you burn as many Calories as running 8 miles, Who the Fook can run 8 Miles in 30 Seconds?


I'm Pissed off, Some women would be over the moon to be woken up on their Birthday with Flowers, a lovely cooked Breakfast in bed and twenty minutes of amazing Oral sex....but oh no, not my Sister!!


The Wife said, 'Turn the bedside light off and i will let you stick it up my ass' I probably should of waited until the bulb cooled first!


My Wife called me upstairs to the bedroom last night, 'Look what i've found in the cupboard, crotchless panties,' she said as she seductively modelled them. I didn't have the heart to tell the fat twat it was one of my vests!


Shagged a girl with a stutter last night. I was lucky......just managed to finish before she said No


My Wife has left me because i keep getting Erections in the most inappropriate of places. The last one was in her Sisters arse!

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