May 16, 2026
Jan 1, 1970(56y)
Jan 1, 2027(181d)
Combat
Kills5
Losses0
Efficiency100%
ISK
Destroyed3.40b
Lost0
ISK Eff.100%
Solo
Solo Kills0
Solo Ratio0%
Final Blows2
Points25
Other
NPC Losses0
NPC Loss Ratio0%
Avg Kills/Day0.00
ActivityLow
No data available
Bio
Behold! The field in which I grow my fucks.
Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shalt see that it is barren.

Alternative phrases to "Calm your tits"
* Soothe your boobs
* De-stress your breasts
* Undo the calamity that is your mammaries
* Adjust your bust before it combusts
* Give that chest a rest
* Hakuna your tatas
* Don't have a rack attack

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry we don't serve noble gasses here" Argon doesn't react

Once a day, Americans can activate their racial power by chanting "USA"; other Americans around them will join in, and the number of Americans chanting creates an expanding area that is legally part of the United States for the duration of the chant.

Row, row, row boat,
Gently down stream. Pain, anguish, rape, malnourish.
Potato only dream.
Dashboard
Stats
Kills2
Losses0
Efficiency100%
ISK Destroyed218.19m
ISK Lost0
ISK Efficiency100%
Solo Kills0
Solo Losses0
NPC Losses0
Blob Factor3
Active TimezoneEUTZ
Final Blows1
Points22
Activity Heat Map (EVE Time)
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Intel Profile
PlaystyleSmall Gang (2 kills)
Small 100%
Avg Fleet: 3
Typically Flies
Top Fleet Partners
Agent KarthusVolantean Nation [Lan'Tean Imperium]3
EonokVolantean Nation [Lan'Tean Imperium]2
Furfur ShaxRegiment Of Naga Association [OnlyFleets.]1