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You ask for a hamburger,

My attempt to reciprocate is cut brutally short as my body experiences a sudden lack of electrons. A crack echoes through the universe in defiance of conventional physics as cosmological background noise shifts from randomness to a perfect A Flat. Children everywhere stop what they are doing and hum along in perfect pitch with the background radiation. Birds fall from the sky as the sun engulfs the earth. You hesitate momentarily before allowing yourself to assume the epitome of all knowledge. Entropy crumbles as you peruse the information contained within the universe. Your mouth opens up to cry out, and collapses around your body before blinking you out of the spatial plane. I give you a hamburger. It screams as you lift it to your face. You laugh maniacally as I plead with you. You devour the hamburger as it pleads for mercy. You wake up. Clowns. Clowns everywhere. You've been kidnapped. You ask for a hamburger. They hand you a hotdog.