ProCal Aldent

IF YOU HAVE BEEN KILLED AND WISH TO SHARE YOUR EXPERIENCES OF THE EVENT WITH US, WE WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF YOU WOULD FILL OUT THE FOLLOWING FORM, IN ORDER TO HELP US IMPROVE CUSTOMER SATISFACTION.
THANK YOU

Hello,
My name is [insert victim name], and I was:
[] Pod Killed
[] Ship Killed
by [insert name here] on [insert date] in the system [Insert system name].

I am a [please check at least one]:
[]Pirate
[]Asshole
[]Sad, sad, Panda

I am writing to inform you, that yourself, and the rest of your corp are
[] Bastards
[] Evil F******
[] Carebears
[] Asshole Scum
[] Moth*******s
[] Losers

Therefore I have taken it upon myself to enlist the help of my
[] Whole Corporation or Alliance
[] Favourite Merc Corp
[] Mate who's been playing for 2 years and is uber

to come and
[] Kill you all
[] Other (Please Specify) ___________

as revenge for you destroying my
[] Ship
[] Pod
[] Wallet balance
[] Ego

Thanks,
Your Name