Nafu Kana

Religion is like a penis. It's okay to have one, it's okay to be proud of it. But please don't wave it in public. And please, please don't shove it down my kids throat (or mine).
-Darth Ngoul

Most Important rules of EVE:

No shit talk win or lose
Don't fly what you can't lose
Don't trust anyone
Every contract in jita is a scam

FW GUIDE
GALLENTE vs CALDARI MAP
Static Gallente/Caldari MISSION AGENT SYSTEM MAP
NON-FACTION ANOMALY WIKI

Rules of combat:

1. If it moves, shoot it.
2. If it doesn't move, poke it with your turret and then shoot it.
3. When in doubt -- empty your magazine.!!
4. Overkill works.
5. Never share a cockpit with somebody braver than you are.
6. If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush.
7. No plan survives the first contact with the enemy.
8. Five second bombs blowup in three seconds.
9. Try to look unimportant. The enemy may be low on ammo.
10. Don't look conspicuous -- it draws fire.