Ninja Turnip

BORN TO A FARMING FAMILY, MY FATHER WAS A POTATO AND MY MOTHER WAS A RUTABAGA. WHEN I WAS A CHILD, MY FATHER WAS SLAIN DEFENDING OUR VILLAGE FROM ANTI-ROOT VEGETABLE ACTIVISTS, I HAVE VOWED TO FIND THE MAN RESPONSIBLE FOR HIS DEATH AND EXACT MY FATHER'S VENGEANCE.