Words to live by...

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and have thier shoes."

"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, as I may not follow. Don't stand beside me either. In fact, just pretty much leave me alone."

"If you don't care where you are, then you aren't lost."

"If you lend someone $20 and never hear from them again, it was probably a wise investment."

"When your hammer is C++, the whole world starts to looks like a thumb."

"There is no 'i' in 'team', but there is a you in 'fuck you'."