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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.