Lonson Ardon

Luke, you should try my version of diplomacy, it's called F1. -BarraKaen

"We need to know how old you are so we don't accidentally commit a felony." - HiddenPorpoise

Captain Luke Lonestar > Daken if you lose another billion isk your buying everyone in the Corp a PLEX.
Zepheer > Good luck making him do that. Because you know hes gonna lose the isk.
Daken Balli > oh fuck no!
Captain Luke Lonestar > He will if I offer up my sister to him
Captain Luke Lonestar > ...Did I just whore out my sister for virtual commodities??

"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."

"The very existence of Flame Throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."