TheVoidMachine Machine

"I support James 315 and the New Order"


Killing For Peace Is Like Screwing For Virginity...

Because everone needs a plan b
Amarr: God says I'm better than you, so stop resisting.
Caldari: I don't need a fast ship, I can hit you from here.
Gallente: Just wait 'til I get in range........Ah screw this, drones attack!
Minmatar: Damnit, the duct tape came off again

I wish I could remember who said this, but here it is anyway.

Help Channel: "I spent 2 hours trying to salvage a wreck yesterday, until the minmitar pilot told me to stop bothering him."

"There are only three types of player in EVE. Those have lost ships, those that will lose a ship and those that are losiing a ship right now."

Q: What happens if you lose connection while you are fighting?
A: Someone in the other room hears you say "F*CK!!" in about 5 minutes.