5.00
xXTravman007Xx Ephram
5h ago
Feb 7, 2013(13y)
Feb 7, 2027(257d)
Combat
Kills110
Losses71
Efficiency61%
ISK
Destroyed9.73b
Lost13.25b
ISK Eff.42%
Solo
Solo Kills4
Solo Ratio4%
Final Blows30
Points110
Other
NPC Losses7
NPC Loss Ratio10%
Avg Kills/Day0.02
ActivityLow
Caldari
Civire
5.00
xXTravman007Xx Ephram
The Eternal Empire[ET-E]
Paws n Claws Collective[CLAWS]Auditor, Squid, Screaming Man, Honorable Watchdawg, Trapazoid
Last Active
5h ago
Birthday
Feb 7, 2013 (13 years old)
Next Birthday
Feb 7, 2027 (257 days)
Combat
Kills110
Losses71
Efficiency61%
Danger Ratio90%
ISK
Destroyed9.73b
Lost13.25b
ISK Efficiency42%
Balance-3518293017
Solo
Solo Kills4
Solo Ratio4%
Final Blows30
Points110
Other
NPC Losses7
NPC Loss Ratio10%
Avg Kills/Day0.02
ActivityLow
No data available
Bio
BANNED FROM JITA!
When we made port in Jita 4, in need of R&R,
Our crew set out investigating every joint and bar.
We had high expectations of their hospitality,
but learned too late it wasn't geared for spacers such as we.
(Chorus)
And we're BANNED FROM JITA EVERYONE.
Banned just for having a little fun.
We spent a jolly shore leave there for just 3 days or 4,
but Jita doesnt want us anymore.
The captain's tastes were simple, but his methods were complex,
They found him with 5 partners, each of a different world and sex.
The shore police were on the way, we had no second chance,
We warped him out in the nick of time in the remnant of his pants.
The engineer would yeild to none when putting down the brew.
He outdrank 7 space marines and a Caldari Navy crew.
The navigator didn't win, but he outdrank almost all,
and now they've got a shuttlecraft in the systems council hall.
(Chorus)
Our proper cool first officer was drugged with something green,
and hauled into a storage room where he suffered things obscene.
He sobered up in sickbay and he's none the worse for wear,
except he somehow taught the damn neocom how to burp and swear.
Our head nurse dissapeared awhile in the major dope bazzar
buying an odd red potion considered sinfull in Amarr
She came home with no uniform, and an oddly cheerful heart
and a painful way of walking with her feet a yard apart.
(Chorus)
Our lady of communications won a shipwide bet.
by hacking into the systems main communications net.
now everytime someone calls up on a Jita telescreen.
the flesh is there but the clothes they wear are nowhere to be seen.
Our doctor loves humanity, his private life is quiet
the station police arrested him for inciting whores to riot.
We found him in the station brig, snuck in and broke him free.
Intact except for some hickeys, and 6 different kinds of VD!
(Chorus)
Our crew is Provi's finest and our record is our pride,
but when we play, we tend to leave a trail a mile wide.
We're sorry about the ruckus and the riots and the fuss,
but at least we're sure that system won't be soon forgetting us.
When we made port in Jita 4, in need of R&R,
Our crew set out investigating every joint and bar.
We had high expectations of their hospitality,
but learned too late it wasn't geared for spacers such as we.
(Chorus)
And we're BANNED FROM JITA EVERYONE.
Banned just for having a little fun.
We spent a jolly shore leave there for just 3 days or 4,
but Jita doesnt want us anymore.
The captain's tastes were simple, but his methods were complex,
They found him with 5 partners, each of a different world and sex.
The shore police were on the way, we had no second chance,
We warped him out in the nick of time in the remnant of his pants.
The engineer would yeild to none when putting down the brew.
He outdrank 7 space marines and a Caldari Navy crew.
The navigator didn't win, but he outdrank almost all,
and now they've got a shuttlecraft in the systems council hall.
(Chorus)
Our proper cool first officer was drugged with something green,
and hauled into a storage room where he suffered things obscene.
He sobered up in sickbay and he's none the worse for wear,
except he somehow taught the damn neocom how to burp and swear.
Our head nurse dissapeared awhile in the major dope bazzar
buying an odd red potion considered sinfull in Amarr
She came home with no uniform, and an oddly cheerful heart
and a painful way of walking with her feet a yard apart.
(Chorus)
Our lady of communications won a shipwide bet.
by hacking into the systems main communications net.
now everytime someone calls up on a Jita telescreen.
the flesh is there but the clothes they wear are nowhere to be seen.
Our doctor loves humanity, his private life is quiet
the station police arrested him for inciting whores to riot.
We found him in the station brig, snuck in and broke him free.
Intact except for some hickeys, and 6 different kinds of VD!
(Chorus)
Our crew is Provi's finest and our record is our pride,
but when we play, we tend to leave a trail a mile wide.
We're sorry about the ruckus and the riots and the fuss,
but at least we're sure that system won't be soon forgetting us.
Dashboard
Stats
Kills3
Losses7
Efficiency30%
ISK Destroyed406.16m
ISK Lost2.12b
ISK Efficiency16%
Solo Kills0
Solo Losses2
NPC Losses1
Blob Factor12
Active TimezoneUSTZ
Final Blows1
Points3
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Intel Profile
PlaystyleMid Gang (3 kills)
Mid 100%
Avg Fleet: 12
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