Sheldon d'Albion

From R(F)ags to R(B)i(t)ches

In my youth, working like a dog to earn my living,
Mining and Missionning were my only hope,
till the day I discovered the trade buziness.

A real life changing experience, living like a crazy King in Jita :
gathering shamefull amount of isk, special care from my masseuses and some exercizes,
drowned in Champagne, stonned with weed, nearly brainwashed by drugs.

Since, never known if it's day or night (\xa9PurpleHaze),
never gone out of Jita, what for ?
All I have to do is sit and enjoy the perfect virtual life.

I am becoming fat and lazy, misanthropist, misogyne, agoraphobic,
a little bit paranoid and some serious deviances not yet diagnosed,
moving around my penthouse like a gross slimy sloppy snail,
the genuine reflect of my dear and estimeed colleague Jabbah the Hut

EVE a game like none else : how to enjoy being a vile, degenerate and perverted trader.