Space Wookie

GoonWaffe [GEWNS] Goonswarm Federation [CONDI]

Minmatar Sebiestor

Last ActiveSep 15, 2026
BirthdayJan 1, 1970 (56 years old)
Next BirthdayJan 1, 2027 (66 days)

Combat

Kills486

Losses79

Efficiency86%

Danger Ratio86%

ISK

Destroyed2.07t

Lost3.82b

ISK Efficiency100%

Balance+2.06t

Solo

Solo Kills13

Solo Ratio3%

Final Blows45

Combat Points486

Other

NPC Losses11

NPC Loss Ratio14%

Avg Kills/Day0.02

ActivityInactive

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Bio

From Encylopedia. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhnUgAaea4M
1. Wookie -
A lifeless idiot whose whole existence consists of following around jam bands and not showering or shaving. When they're not panhandling or trying to rip people off, they're selling veggie burritos or grilled cheese to fund their useless existence. They stand for nothing and care about nobody else. (Not to be confused with a hippie. A hippie is someone who lives a certain lifestyle due to their beliefs. Hippies often shower and have jobs.)
Ex; "Yo those wookies over there are trying to sell beat rolls."

2. Wookie -
massive, dark, hairy, screaming waste matter discharged through the anus.
Ex: Boogie: "Where you goin' Lamar? "
Lamar: " I gotta go crank out a big, brown, wrought-iron wookie, Boogie."

3. Wookie -
Anybody with a lot of body hair.
Ex; "Burt Reynolds is a total wookie."

[01:21:17] mookkc > fucking nvidia fanboys tricked me

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Stats

Kills0

Losses2

Efficiency0%

ISK Destroyed0

ISK Lost214.91m

ISK Efficiency0%

Solo Kills0

Solo Losses1

NPC Losses1

Blob Factor0

Active TimezoneUSTZ

Final Blows0

Points0

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