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I’m a modern man,A man for the millennium,Digital and smoke free.A diversified multicultural postmodern deconstructionist,Politically anatomically and ecologically incorrect.I’ve been uplinked and downloaded.I’ve been inputted and outsourced.I know the upside of downsizing.I know the downside of upgrading.I’m a high tech lowlife.A cutting edge state-of-the-art bicoastal multitasker,And I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond. (The rest after the jump…)I’m new wave but I’m old school,And my inner child is outward bound.I’m a hot wired heat seeking warm hearted cool customer,Voice activated and biodegradable.I interface from a database,And my database is in cyberspace,So I’m interactive,I’m hyperactive,And from time-to-time,I’m radioactive.Behind the eight ball,Ahead of the curve,Riding the wave,Dodging a bullet,Pushing the envelope.I’m on point,On task,On message,And off drugs.I got no need for coke and speed,I got no urge to binge and purge.I’m in the moment,On the edge,Over the top.