Sir Richard Longschlong

... Since the dawn of time, it was written in the stones, that one day, a capsuleer would arise from the deepest shadows of the seven hells. Now operating secretly in the cyber-underground, festering on the tormented souls of online gamers, this foreseen one holds testemony to that ancient, most sacred of prophecies.

By the roars of the black fiery burning fields of combat, he is battleworn and thrives in presence of enemies. An individual so tough that Jupiter himself would tear open the heavens and dangle his cock from the sky, to pay tribute in honorous glory and valor.

If you think you have what it takes, and you can find him, maybe you can... Choke on the shaft of Sir Longschlong.