Minmatar Citizen 92917316

I have a very painful form of cancer :( in my earlobe :( the left one. and so i am rendered bald. being too ashamed of my baldness to feel comfortable mingling in society, i have locked myself in my grandparents basement and will play eve until my cancer spreads from my earlobe into my brain.

However, this was a blessing in disguise- i was chosen to be sigourney weaver's stunt double in alien. it was nuts.
And if you are wondering, yes, it is contagious and can be caught by convoing me, infact, by reading this, u have now too.

Warning signs include, tendency to play eve too much, pale pasty skin, loss of muscle tone, and chronic, almost incessant masturbation, particularly while jumping between locations.