Polite Tony

[01:12:50] Cornelius Wulfson > that Tony guy, he is quite polite!


Accident
From: Polite Tony
Sent: 2013.06.30 06:29
To: Sethvir,

Dear Mr and mrs Sethvir

I am correspondin' wit youse about the unfortunate automobile accident we had in uptown Utopia the udder day.

I'm sure youse understand my swift departure from da accident scene due to my ah injuries. But here I am; back again, good as new! Ain't it amazin' what dose docs can do dese days?
Anyways, because of my swift departure we were ah unfortunately unable to exchange insurance details, dat's why I'm writing to you right now.

I unfortunately did not have any insurance, and your careless bubbling, without indication, into my warp lane, resulted in my ride being pretty much destroyed... well actually, totally destroyed.

I need a ride to get to my place of employment ya see and to also visit my sick aunt who lives all the way down in Black Rise, you ever been there? Terrible place, not a nice place for..