Black Snurf

Deep Core Mining Inc. [DCMI]

Caldari Deteis

Last ActiveJan 16, 2016
BirthdayDec 5, 2012 (13 years old)
Next BirthdayDec 5, 2026 (25 days)

Combat

Kills9

Losses46

Efficiency16%

Danger Ratio100%

ISK

Destroyed426.69m

Lost6.57b

ISK Efficiency6%

Balance-6143626248

Solo

Solo Kills1

Solo Ratio11%

Final Blows3

Combat Points9

Other

NPC Losses0

NPC Loss Ratio0%

Avg Kills/Day0.00

ActivityInactive

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Bio

How to Leave the Planet



1. Phone NASA. Their phone number is (731) 483-3111. Explain that it is very important that you get away as soon as possible.

2. If they do not cooperate, phone any friend you may have in the White House - (202) 456-1414 - to have a word on your behalf with the guys at NASA.

3. If you don't have any friends at the White House, phone the Kremlin (ask the oversees operator for 0107-095-295-9051). They don't have any friends there either (at least no one to speak of), but they do seem to have a little influence, so you may as well try.

4. If that also fails, phone the Pope for guidance. His telephone number is 011-39-6-6982, and I gather his switchboard is infallible.

5, If all these attempts fail, flag down a passing flying saucer and explain that its vitally important that you get away before your phone bill arrives.

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