Cadoc Einherjar

“Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.”
-H.L. Mencken

"In an honest service there is thin commons, low wages, and hard labor; in this, plenty and satiety, pleasure and ease, liberty and power; and who would not balance creditor on this side, when all the hazard that is run for it, at worst, is only a sour look or two at choking. No, a merry life and a short one, shall be my motto."
-Bartholomew "Black Bart" Roberts

"Merciful humanitarian that I am, I wouldn't dream of holding a prisoner a moment longer than necessary. However, being a pirate, I must make at least a little profit, no?"
- Don Karnage



[04:31:17] Lanceford Sutter > insta raped huh?
[04:32:14] Demon-of-Razgriz > to the point that i think he would rather have his hand stuck to a bar of soap glued to the floor of prison shower