Since the age of six Linu Laudia, the people of his home world severely doubted he was destine for greatness. Son to the richest pig farmers on the planet, it was clear to Linu that he would be stuck up to his knees in pig shit if he didn't leave. It was only Linu who know what he was destine for, and with the insatiable desire to achieve, he left home forever.

Within months, Linu had purchased his first space ship. Isk began flowing in from around the galaxy. Linu was no longer the son of a pig shit flinging farmer, he was the captain of a spaceship. Determined that the normal way of doing thing was not the best, Linu declared his ship the first all nude crew.

Unfortunately, his crew was not putting up with that. So, Linu sat naked alone, his crew having to modify each new ship to create a remote bridge to avoid having to look at him. The additional cost were no issue to Linu who knew the real reason they resented him..... jealousy.