Agent Smitth

I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal in this universe instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism in this universe that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this universe. You're a plague and I am the cure.