Money Coastman

The 12 Rules of EvE Online:

1 Trust no one… (EVE is full of twisted people who want to kill you)
2 Always read the pop up messages before clicking “OK”.
3 Fly only what you can afford to lose!!! (you will lose ships)
4 Insurance, buy it!!! (See Rule 3)
5 Get a clone – keep it updated. (It’s less expensive than memory-wipe)
6 EvE is about Risk Vs. Reward. (See Rule 3)
7 Avoid “Lowsec” (0.1 – 0.4). Stay in “Highsec” (0.5-1.0) or move to “Nullsec” (0.0) (See Rule 6)
8 Being in Empire Space/Highsec (0.5-1.0) Does not mean you are safe.
9 If you lose stuff, IT IS ALWAYS/ONLY YOUR FAULT!!!
10 Just because you CAN fly something doesn’t mean you SHOULD.
11 If everyone says “train for this” + “ship” or “module”, ignore them! It will be nerfed…
12 TRUST NO ONE!!! (EVE is full of twisted people who want to kill you)