Xpen Mieyli

"And then it all became clear to me.... The supreme God Head, creator of the universe, in all of its divine grace: Had choosen me.... me a regular slave girl from a deadend planet at the tail end of Amarr controlled space....

When The Supreme God Head chose me, it spoke to me of my purpose in life.... 'To bring up and help all the stupid dirty filthy inbred heathens known as Minmatar, and to make reprimands for being made Divine as all Amarr are.' (The Supreme God Head's words, not mine.... I mean, one of my best friends is Minmatar!)

So I did what any good Amarrian would do.... I got a space ship, filled it with hookers, drugs, and missiles and fucked off to Minmatar controlled space.... trying to uplift the poor under privileged minority that is the minmatar.... and to find a way to apologize for them being born inferior....

- Xpen Mieyli psych ward records and cover sheet for application of Amarr Capsuleer