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Gallente: "Just wait till I get in range. Ahh screw this. Drones attack!"
Minmatar: "Ahh crap. The duct tape came off again"
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-Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
-Chuck Norris can speak Braille with an Irish Accent
.-Jesus walked on water, but Chuck Norris swims through land.
-Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart doesn't have the balls to attack him.
-Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
-Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
-When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris can read Lady Gaga's poker face.
-When Chuck Norris' daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.
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