Goatman NotMyFault

Im the culinaric result of a meeting of two people from the most steepest and inbred places in outer mongolia. I was raised in a tipi, made of the skin of the chinese water buffalo scrotum, which didnt have a positiv influence on me. As leisure, i hunt circus dwarfs with bow and arrow, which often leads into sporadic events of running away from the mongolian camel police.

My life motto is: Lube cures all pains.

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