Welcome to Death.

This experience is being recorded for quality assurance purposes. We apprecieate your sudden termination caused by ionic explosive decompression due to escape pod rupture.

Please remain calm as your conscienceness is copied and data logged into the Biomatrix Systems. You will be returned to a suitable body as soon as possible.

*NOTE

Your current body does not posses enough wet memory to contain all of stored data. Data is lost per agreement section 32.1.A, Thank you and have a nice day.

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