Varactyl Charante

I sell Corpses.
You should convo me about buying them.
It's not creepy.
Maybe a little.

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.

The best fitting:
Hobo Bladder Fish

Caldari Pilots Prayer
Our missiles, who art in launchers
hallowed be thy payload.
Thy warhead come, our enemies be done
In low sec as it is in empire.
Give us this day our daily isk
and forgive us for our WCS's
but we won't forgive those
that use them against us.
Lead us not into bubbles,
but deliver us from scramblers,
for thine is the thermal, the explosive
and the kinetic.
-EM

I saw him fight by the monument in Jita.
He flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. His hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. It was truly majestic. And while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off. Because I am like that.
-NEONOVUS

puddsy puffs > Varactyl Charante is a dickhead

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.