Memo to all corp members:
In order to assure the highest levels of
quality work and productivity from our pilots,
it will be our policy to keep all pilots well
trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH
INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T)
Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T seriously
will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE
TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T). Since our Directors
took S.H.I.T before they were promoted, they
don't have to do S.H.I.T anymore, and are all
full of SHIT.


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