Last ActiveJul 15, 2015
BirthdayAug 3, 2012 (14 years old)
Next BirthdayAug 3, 2027 (281 days)
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Kills1
Losses2
Efficiency33%
Danger Ratio100%
ISK
Destroyed0
Lost40.17m
ISK Efficiency0%
Balance-40171443
Solo
Solo Kills1
Solo Ratio100%
Final Blows1
Combat Points1
Other
NPC Losses0
NPC Loss Ratio0%
Avg Kills/Day0.00
ActivityInactive
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Three notorious pirates, a Minmatar, a Caldari, and an Amarr, are scheduled to be executed by firing squad.
They bring out the Minmatar and stand him in front of the wall. He points and shouts, "Electrical Short!" They all look and the Minmatar runs away.
Next, they place the Amarr in front of the firing squad. He yells "Spacial Rift!" They all hit the dust and the Caldari escapes.
Next up is the Caldari. He looks around and shouts "Fire!"
These two Minmatar mechanics are building a Rifter. One of them is putting on the armor. He picks up a rivet, hammers it in. Picks up another rivet, throws it away. Picks up a rivet, hammers it in. Picks up another, throws it away.
This goes on for a while, and finally his friend comes over and asks him why he is throwing half of the rivets away. He replies, "Those ones were pointed on the wrong end." The buddy gets exasperated and says "You idiot, those are for the other side of the side of the ship!!!!
They bring out the Minmatar and stand him in front of the wall. He points and shouts, "Electrical Short!" They all look and the Minmatar runs away.
Next, they place the Amarr in front of the firing squad. He yells "Spacial Rift!" They all hit the dust and the Caldari escapes.
Next up is the Caldari. He looks around and shouts "Fire!"
These two Minmatar mechanics are building a Rifter. One of them is putting on the armor. He picks up a rivet, hammers it in. Picks up another rivet, throws it away. Picks up a rivet, hammers it in. Picks up another, throws it away.
This goes on for a while, and finally his friend comes over and asks him why he is throwing half of the rivets away. He replies, "Those ones were pointed on the wrong end." The buddy gets exasperated and says "You idiot, those are for the other side of the side of the ship!!!!
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