Horsus Forcorsus

"Horsus Forcorsus
He's our man
If he can't do it
No-one CAN!!!"
-Grateful citizens of Gallente Prime

"Thank God,
For Horsus Forcorsus"
-Amar Emperor Doriam Kor-Azor

"Ask not what your Federation can do for you,
Ask only what Horsus Forcorsus has done,
and, in all ways,
Strive to emulate this shining hero"
-Federation Senator Jacus Foracold

"Oh Lord, We pray thee
In these times of strife and woe,
Please grant us the spirit,
the iron will,
and the peace of mind
of Horsus Forcorsus
Amen"
-Traditional Caldari prayer

"Horsus Forcorsus? Well, he's a very
special, very TALENTED guy, if you
get what I mean"
-Triple-breasted whore of Eroticon VI

Everything I know about Real Life I learned in EVE:
-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Suicide-Ganking-in-a-Toyota-LandCruiser
-http://www.stanforduniversity.com/business/ethics