Sociopathic Protagonist

There was once a young poet in Jita
Who wrote limericks 'bout locals, like Rita
He just did his best
To joke 'bout the rest
But some names they just were a P.I.T.A.

Sociopathic Protagonist > .
In Jita there once were some scammers,
Who had many threats of ban hammers.
They were riddled with threats
For they always won bets,
But at least they were all good mannered.

Sociopathic Protagonist > .
There once was a corp oft called Horde
They did live and die by their sword.
They hung out in Fade
Where defenders get paid
And 'cause "content" they ne'er get bored.

Not my best limerick, but definitely not my worst.

Sociopathic Protagonist > .
TheMcNaughty was looking to sell
A Chimera that was ready for hell.
The deal looked legit
and he wouldn't quit
But no triage mod? C'mon, what the hell?