"The means of destruction are approaching perfection with frightfull rapidity..."

"Dont ask me silly questions, I wont play silly games, Im just a simple Choo Choo train and ill always be the same, I only want to race along beneath the bright blue sky, and be a happy Choo Choo train untill the day I diiiieeeee"
-Charlie the Choo Choo

"SHUT YOUR EVERFUCKING MOUTH" -Roland Deschain

"I don't like people, they fuck me up." -Eddie Dean

"If we were going to rape you, you would be one well-raped woman by now" - Roland

Fools are the only folk on the earth who can absolutely count on getting what they deserve.