Q. Why dont blind men skydive?
A. Because it scares the shit out of the dog

If a turtle doesnt have a shell, is it naked or homeless ?

Q. What do a gynocologist and a pizza boy have in common?
A. They can smell it but they cant eat it!

Q. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A. Breasts don't have eyes.

Q. Why do bunnies have soft sex?
A. They have cotton balls

Q. What's six inches long that women love?
A. Folding money.


Q: What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
A: Erotic is using a feather....kinky is using the whole chicken.