Pysis Riraille

A real woman is a man's best friend
She will never stand him up and never let him down
She will reassure him when he feels insecure
And comfort him after a bad day
She will inspire him to do things he never thought he cold do
to live without fear and forget regret
She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and
give in to his most intimate desires
She will make sure he always feels as though
he is the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most
confident, sexy, seductive and invicible ...
No wait, my bad,
I'm thinking of whiskey. It's whisky that does all that shit. Never mind.