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Quote from: 07NBD Dark Shines on Today at 01:06:05 pm:

MY PROTEII ARE MADE OF SPECIAL FUCKING FAIRY DUST FOUND BY SPECIALLY TRAINED GOATS THAT SNIFF IT OUT UNDER MUSHROOMS AT THE BASE OF THE MOTHERFUCKING ALPS. IT IS THEN TRANSPORTED TO GERMANY VIA A HORSE AND CART GUARDED BY MOTHER FUCKING DWARFS WHO THEN GIVE IT TO THE ELVES WHO MAKE THE BEST MOTHERFUCKING FC SHIPS EVER. ONCE THE ELVES ARE FUCKING FINISHED MAKING MY FUCKING SHIP THEY GIVE IT TO THE LEPRECHAUNS WHO BLESS THE SHIT OUT OF IT WHILE SPRINKLING SHAMROCK PETALS ALL OVER THIS MOTHERFUCKING AWESOME PIECE OF AMAZING SHIP. THE BANSEE THEN PLACES THIS BADASS MOTHERFUCKING CURSE ON THE PROTEII THAT IF ONE SHOULD EVER DIE, THE FLEET WILL BE MADE TO REINFORCE A THOUSAND MOTHERFUCKING STARBASE STRUCTURES.

DONT LET MY MOTHERFUCKING FC SHIPS DIE!