Mail Drone Ted

Aliastra [A]

Gallente Intaki

Last ActiveMay 29, 2016
BirthdayJan 1, 1970 (56 years old)
Next BirthdayJan 1, 2027 (67 days)

Combat

Kills1

Losses8

Efficiency11%

Danger Ratio100%

ISK

Destroyed10.40m

Lost43.28m

ISK Efficiency19%

Balance-32876010

Solo

Solo Kills1

Solo Ratio100%

Final Blows1

Combat Points1

Other

NPC Losses0

NPC Loss Ratio0%

Avg Kills/Day0.00

ActivityInactive

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Bio

MAIL



DRONE



TED


What follows is narrated by Morgan Freeman


Mail Drone Ted was born on a magical far away planet full of Catholic Priests and enchantment. At the tender age of 2 he finally was accepted into the U.S. Drone accademy and It wasnt long before he saw action in Iraq and Pakistan.

He was soon blasting terrorist strongholds with Reader's Digest prize claims and Nigerian 401k scams. That was until one fateful day when his whole world changed.

His target was a supposed terrorist training camp but in reality it was an Afghan Orphan Preschool and Puppy-Dog Rescue Shelter. When Mail Drone Ted looked down what he saw would forever haunt him: Children dazed and confused, covered in Woolworths catalogs and Puppys burried under mountains of Avon pamphlets.

Suffering from Post Mail Stress Disorder he was decommisioned and sent to New Eden as punishment for having a mental illness.

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