You know you play EVE too much

When you hit an old man around the head since he's obviously been around since 03 and might have some sweet faction loot and call it a suicide gank.

When you keep 55km away from your girlfriend to avoid agro.


When you get into a car crash and run away so you dont get podded.

When you drive into a road block and say " Ohh Sh*t.. gate camp "

When saying to someone have a nice day you say "fly safe"