Laura Vestrali

My Greatest Tragedies (a.k.a. colon crucifixion catalogue):
1) CONCORD have blown me up twice because I thought I could use a smartbomb w/o safety and get away with it (2023.04.01)
2) Drifter Battleship in an allegedly 'Calm' Abyssal environment obliterated me. It matched my Cruiser speed, flew directly away, and pelted me to death with it's cannons at a >55km range; couldn't even set my drones on it. I didn't even get through the 1st Triglavian gate (2023.04.26)
3) SoCT Gnosis blew me up after spawning directly on top of me, zero opportunity to discern the difficulty of the combat anomoly :| (2023.05.02)
4) Gate Campers entangled my bojangles (Rancer 0.4, 2023.05.11)
5) A 'Striking Damavik' trashed me inside Abyssal space because I hyper-specialised my Cruiser for long-range and all my drones were blown up by a local enemy structure because it apparently does that (!?) :| Once again, I didn't even get through the 1st Triglavian gate (2023.05.26)
6) Got REKT in 2 seconds by Serpentis entities at a Lvl.3 Data Site, apparently Cruisers can show up and obliterate you for stealing their stuff - who knew? (2025.07.12)
7) Got REKT by "MisterBomj" while mining Hedbergite with my first brand new covert ops Prospect; I didn't last 1 day in low-sec while trying to sneakily mine: "just business", he said! Kudos to him for otherwise being friendly to me. (Arnher 0.2, 2025.08.25)


My Greatest Triumphs:
1) Blew up some Serpentis once, I think.


EVE, the Game:
It is interesting. Sometimes infuriating, sometimes satisfying. It occasionally throws some unfair situations at you which I'm learning to just grit my teeth about. The playerbase which has emerged as a result of the choas is outstanding though. Cheers, and safe travels.