Some say he can speak French - in German.
Some say he once had an awkward moment, just to see what it felt like.
Some say he knows only two things about ducks - and they're both wrong.
Some say he no longer takes calls from the Queen, because he's over it all ready.
Some others say he's been from one end of New Eden to the other, and all he got was this lousy t-shirt.
Some of these facts may be exaggerated.