enowin gallifrey

"If you immediately know the candlelight is fire the meal was cooked a long time ago"

"her witch paste is strong"

"mom says men think with their noodles, i dont wana crush my brain with my tighties"


farnsworth: oh we changed the name of that planet a long time ago to end that joke
fry:oh what do you call it now?
farnsworth: urectum

MINING CHAT FTW

Kyiaran > and why use a rifle when you can use a bow ? more classy
Swampmonsterr > invite them to your fancy party and poison their wine
Swampmonsterr > more classy
Swampmonsterr > also serve them people meat
Kyiaran > swamp
Kyiaran > i like you
Kyiaran > also burry the remains and grow tomatoes and spices off them
Swampmonsterr > that sounds delightful
Skull Ormand > or just eat the people and save yourself from poisoning good wine
Swampmonsterr > im a fancy cannibal not a barbaric one
(gun nerds deleted)