Spiggles McClark

About the negative security status: I made a terrible mistake as a young man growing up in the hood, and I committed an appalling crime. I have undertaken years of monastic solitude and reflection since then, and believe that I am now a better, more complete person. Thank you.

I've been described as "sort of a gigantic beating heart secluded in a parallel dimensions". I would have spawned the monsters of all the times.