SERBIAN RAMBO

I am RAMBO!! not the US Rambo, but the SERBIAN RAMBO!! I'm better. I was born on July 60th 194.. Who gives a shit. At a young age I joined the army, they sent me to Vietnam, it's an awesome place love the hookers, anyway I killed about 235,610 people in Vietnam only 210 were soldiers (It was a Drunken Rampage). I left the Army and joined the Special Forces it was only me, a one man team the rest were shit. Once I joined the SF they decided to send me to another place, I was like cool story bro. They made me run to Afghanistan, it took me 2 days and 34hrs to run there. Anyway who cares about Afghanistan the only thing I did there was drive a tank into a helicopter, nothing special happens daily in my life. At this point I decided to leave the SF they were boring I needed MORE!! I decided to join Arnold on his journey to MARS but I fell out the space ship and now I'm in the Galaxy punching on with Space Ships and my Bow and Arrow and Hookers and Drugs. That's my story well the MA version