GormFree Atild

goram reavers on our tail
the tricorder broke
communicator is dead
engines are begining to wail
cant use the force cuase my shirt is red
holy fuck think I'll end up dead.
Beam me up scotty the bitchs are blue
gonna put on my boots like Kirk
cuase Jayne did em too
I got a penis
and I don't know what to do
I gotta penis
and I Don't need you



#MattisQuotes. “Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night. Set a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.”


- Unknown quote from a mimatar station head

Etrisa > like this? [13:27:58] Help I'm Tackled > hes online you foreskin munching aborted fetus

YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE
AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU HAVE AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.